Porth Joke Beach, Cornwall

Porth Joke Beach tide times

Today's high tide times at Porth Joke Beach are 02:37 and 15:06. Tomorrow's high tide times are 03:25 and 15:50. (Data from 26 March 2025. Visit cornwall-tides.com for latest tide times). Sunrise is 06:12 and sunset is 18:40. All times have been adjusted for daylight saving where appropriate.

Today's high tide heights at Porth Joke Beach are 5.7m and 5.9m. Tomorrow's high tide heights are 6.3m and 6.4m. The average high tide height at Porth Joke Beach is 6.3m. A quarter of high tides are less than 5.7m and a quarter of high tides are more than 6.7m.

Today's weather forecast for Porth Joke Beach. Overcast skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 9% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. North winds at 2 mph, gusting up to 3 mph.

Tomorrow's weather forecast for Porth Joke Beach. Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 10°C to 13°C, and a 13% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. Southwest winds at 5 mph, gusting up to 7 mph.

Porth Joke Beach is a hidden gem found in the unspoilt beauty of the north coast of Cornwall, England. This tranquil beach is a favourite destination for tourists and holidaymakers, as it offers a unique and untouched scenery.

Situated between the villages of Crantock and Holywell, the beach is located in an area of outstanding natural beauty and is made up of a stunning stretch of golden sand that is surrounded by towering, steep cliffs. The most notable feature of the beach is its sheltered position as it is tucked away in an area that is hard to access and offers a truly private experience.

The sand is soft and golden, and the sea is crystal clear, making it the perfect place for families to come and relax. The beach is also great for keen surfers, as the waves are usually small and steady, making it a great spot for beginners and experts alike.

One of the most interesting aspects of the beach is its name. 'Porth Joke' is said to have been given to the beach by local fishermen many years ago, who joked that it was so hard to get to and find, that it was like a 'joke'.

Away from the beach, the area is home to a variety of wildlife and flora. The cliffs that surround the beach are home to a large number of seabirds, such as Guillemots and Razorbills, while the grassy banks are home to wildflowers, such as Cornish heath and wild thyme.

The beach is accessed via a steep, narrow path that winds its way down to the beach. The walk is worth the effort as you will be rewarded with breathtaking views of the Cornish coastline, as well as stunning views of the beach itself.

Although the beach is not managed by the National Trust, it is still part of the Crantock Nature Reserve, which is owned and managed by Cornwall Wildlife Trust. This means that the beach is well looked after and the surrounding environment is carefully managed to ensure its long-term survival.

Porth Joke beach is the perfect destination for anyone looking for a quiet and peaceful getaway. With its stunning scenery, excellent surf and array of wildlife, it is easy to see why this hidden gem is so popular with visitors. The beach is a great spot for families to relax and enjoy the calm and serene atmosphere, as well as for keen surfers to make the most of the waves.

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March 2025

Porth Joke Beach tide times

Date Low tides High tides
Wed26
09:081.6m
21:301.5m
02:375.7m
15:065.9m
Thu27
09:551.0m
22:140.9m
03:256.3m
15:506.4m
Fri28
10:370.4m
22:550.4m
04:086.9m
16:326.9m
Sat29
11:170.0m
23:340.0m
04:507.3m
17:127.2m
Sun30
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12:57-0.1m
06:317.5m
18:517.3m
Mon31
01:15-0.1m
13:38-0.1m
07:127.5m
19:327.3m

All tide times have been adjusted for daylight saving where appropriate.

Tide times and heights for Porth Joke Beach are based on Newquay.

Please see our Frequently asked questions for more information on how these tide tables are calculated. Not to be used for navigation purposes.





April 2025

Porth Joke Beach tide times

Date Low tides High tides
Tue01
01:570.0m
14:190.2m
07:557.3m
20:137.1m
Wed02
02:390.3m
15:000.7m
08:377.0m
20:556.7m

All tide times have been adjusted for daylight saving where appropriate.

Tide times and heights for Porth Joke Beach are based on Newquay.

Please see our Frequently asked questions for more information on how these tide tables are calculated. Not to be used for navigation purposes.





March 2025

Porth Joke Beach weather forecast

Date Temp Rain
Wed26 Weather symbol 9°-13°C 9%
Thu27 Weather symbol 10°-13°C 13%
Fri28 Weather symbol 8°-10°C 43%
Sat29 Weather symbol 10°-11°C 10%
Sun30 Weather symbol 9°-12°C 10%
Mon31 Weather symbol 9°-13°C 11%
Tue01 Weather symbol 9°-13°C 3%

Forecast data provided by UK Met Office. Last updated on 26 March at 08:02.

Wednesday 26 March Overcast skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 9% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. North winds at 2 mph, gusting up to 3 mph.

Thursday 27 March Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 10°C to 13°C, and a 13% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. Southwest winds at 5 mph, gusting up to 7 mph.

Friday 28 March Light rain showers during the day with temperatures ranging from 8°C to 10°C, and a 43% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. Northwest winds at 10 mph, gusting up to 16 mph.

Saturday 29 March Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 10°C to 11°C, and a 10% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. West-southwest winds at 7 mph, gusting up to 11 mph.

Sunday 30 March Overcast skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 12°C, and a 10% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. West-northwest winds at 6 mph, gusting up to 11 mph.

Monday 31 March Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 11% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. West winds at 4 mph, gusting up to 7 mph.

Tuesday 01 April Sunny day with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 3% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate. Southeast winds at 8 mph, gusting up to 13 mph.





March 2025

Porth Joke Beach wind forecast

Date Speed Gusts
Wed26 Wind symbol 2mph 3mph
Thu27 Wind symbol 5mph 7mph
Fri28 Wind symbol 10mph 16mph
Sat29 Wind symbol 7mph 11mph
Sun30 Wind symbol 6mph 11mph
Mon31 Wind symbol 4mph 7mph
Tue01 Wind symbol 8mph 13mph

Forecast data provided by UK Met Office. Last updated on 26 March at 08:02.

Wednesday 26 March North winds at 2 mph, gusting up to 3 mph. Overcast skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 9% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.

Thursday 27 March Southwest winds at 5 mph, gusting up to 7 mph. Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 10°C to 13°C, and a 13% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.

Friday 28 March Northwest winds at 10 mph, gusting up to 16 mph. Light rain showers during the day with temperatures ranging from 8°C to 10°C, and a 43% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.

Saturday 29 March West-southwest winds at 7 mph, gusting up to 11 mph. Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 10°C to 11°C, and a 10% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.

Sunday 30 March West-northwest winds at 6 mph, gusting up to 11 mph. Overcast skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 12°C, and a 10% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.

Monday 31 March West winds at 4 mph, gusting up to 7 mph. Cloudy skies with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 11% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.

Tuesday 01 April Southeast winds at 8 mph, gusting up to 13 mph. Sunny day with temperatures ranging from 9°C to 13°C, and a 3% chance of rain. Visibility will be good and the UV index will be moderate.



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Things to see and do near Porth Joke Beach

If you're planning a visit to Porth Joke Beach, you'll find that there are plenty of things to see and do in the surrounding area. Here are just a few ideas to help you make the most of your trip.

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  • Cornish Art - Taking inspiration from the Cornish coast, from the wild and untamed to the quiet and calm.
  • The Great Cornish Outdoors - Discover the best Cornwall has to offer, from the popular to the more remote hidden gems.
  • Beach House Art - Check out the Beach House Blog for guides on pressing seaweed and more!
  • Explore the Coastline - With its white sandy beach and calm waters, Porth Joke Beach is a great place for exploring the Cornish coastline. Take some time to explore the rugged cliffs, rock pools, and secluded coves.
  • Visit the Nature Reserve - Porth Joke Beach is part of the Cornish Coast Path and is home to a nature reserve. From the beach you can explore the rare plants and wildlife, as well as the stunning views of the Atlantic Ocean.
  • Go Swimming - The sheltered cove makes Porth Joke Beach an ideal spot for swimming. Take a dip in the cool waters or paddle around the bay.
  • Take a Boat Trip - Enjoy the beauty of Porth Joke Beach from the sea. Take a boat trip to explore the coastline or go out fishing.
  • Have a Picnic - Take a picnic and find a spot on the beach to enjoy the views. Take a blanket and some food and relax in the sunshine.
  • Enjoy a Beach BBQ - Porth Joke Beach is the perfect place for a beach BBQ. Bring some charcoal and get cooking.
  • Go Surfing - The waves at Porth Joke Beach make it a great spot for surfing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced surfer, the beach has something for everyone.
  • Go Scuba Diving - Explore the depths of the sea from Porth Joke Beach. Take a scuba diving course or join a dive boat to see the amazing wildlife beneath the surface.
  • Walk the Coastal Path - Take a walk along the Cornish Coast Path and take in the stunning views. Enjoy the fresh air and the beautiful scenery.
  • Stay the Night - Porth Joke Beach is the perfect place to stay. Stay in a local B&B or pitch a tent and enjoy the stars.
  • Go Bird Watching - Take your binoculars and go bird watching. Spot the seabirds that call the beach home.
  • Go Sea Fishing - Take a fishing rod and try your luck at sea fishing. Catch mackerel, bass or cod and enjoy a delicious seafood dinner.
  • Visit the Local Pub - Visit the local pub and sample some of the local beer. Enjoy the friendly atmosphere and the traditional pub food.
  • Explore the Nearby Towns - Take a drive and explore the nearby towns. Visit the galleries, shops, and restaurants in the area.

There are many things to see and do near Porth Joke Beach. Whether you're interested in history, nature, or outdoor activities, you'll find plenty of ways to enjoy your time in the area!